Either there’s something inherently defective about Fred Mitchell, Chairman of the “New Day” Progressive Liberal Party (PLP), or he thinks the rest of us—rational, thinking Bahamians—were dropped on our heads as infants.
Today, Mitchell, in his usual pompous grandeur, attempts to preempt the opposition’s vote with a dazzling display of political hot air, baseless speculation, and good old-fashioned gibberish. The matter at hand? A straightforward debate on extending the retirement age of Defense Force officers. Simple, right? Well, not if you’re Fred Mitchell.
His “brilliant” argument hinges on the opposition’s stance against the PLP’s unexplained and arbitrary decision to rehire 213 retired police officers—without, might I add, so much as a valid explanation. According to Mitchell, the opposition’s reasonable demand for transparency is somehow an attack on the Royal Bahamas Police Force. Because in the fantasy land Mitchell inhabits, asking logical questions means waging war on institutions.

But wait, there’s more! Mitchell now expects right-thinking Bahamians to believe that Michael Pintard shedding light on the eviction of police officers in Grand Bahama is some sort of cheap political stunt to curry favor with the force. A ridiculous take, even by his standards.
And then, in a truly jaw-dropping display of wisdom, Mitchell suggests that if there was an issue, the Leader of the Opposition should have simply whispered his concerns in private and politely asked the government for help. Right. Because that approach has worked so well for University of The Bahamas students, who are still waiting for a lifeline from this “New Day” government.
Mitchell’s arguments aren’t just weak—they’re a tragic spectacle. He defends this trainwreck of an administration with the enthusiasm of a man who knows he has no real case but insists on arguing anyway. And in his valiant effort to defend the indefensible, he only manages to make less and less sense with every breath.
If these voice notes truly reflect the stance of the PLP as a party and a government, then we can only hope the Lord continues to be our strength—because with leadership like this, divine intervention is our only hope.
The Bahamas deserves better.
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