After launching a spectacularly unserious accusation of a “murder-for-hire” plot against the Hon. Michael Pintard — a claim with has as much credibility as the PLP’s own “New Day”  government — the Progressive Liberal Party (PLP) has now shifted gears in their never-ending soap opera of political desperation.

In their last episode, the plot revolved around belittling Pintard’s career. They called him unemployed, a man with no real job, no real contribution to society — a nonentity. Fast forward a few weeks, and suddenly, that same “non-contributor” is now apparently the Machiavellian author of a diabolical political manuscript so dangerous, so cunning, so revealing, that the PLP has decided it must be weaponized… against its very own author.

Yes, you read that right. The party that insisted Michael Pintard has done nothing meaningful with his life has now made his book” Politricks: A Confidential Handbook for Politicians and Political Soldiers” their next line of attack. Irony, anyone?

Apparently, this “literary nobody” now wields the pen of Satan himself. One has to wonder — is the PLP truly offended by the contents of the book, or by the horrifying realization that the mirror it holds up reveals a reflection uncomfortably close to their own?

You almost have to laugh. One gets the sense they bought up every available copy of “Politricks”, distributed them to their most loyal crumbsnatchers (many of whom, shockingly, seem to able to read), and declared it their Holy Grail — a satirical political guide now taken as gospel. To them, it’s no longer satire; it’s a confession.

Perhaps, in reading it, they recognized themselves — the empty slogans, the manipulation of public emotion, the hunger for power. Perhaps that’s why the book stings so deeply. It exposes what they so desperately wish to hide. And instead of engaging in meaningful governance or presenting ideas of substance, they clutch at satire like it’s the lost pages of a criminal manifesto.

The real question here is: where’s the integrity? After trying to erase Pintard’s relevance, they now cling to his work like it’s their final hope for a smear campaign. Is this what “New Day” politics looks like — old tricks, thin skin, and a sudden respect for literature when it serves a narrative?

It’s almost poetic — the PLP, undone not by some great scandal, but by the haunting truth of a book they can’t seem to stop quoting… because deep down, they fear the country has finally begun to recognize who the real characters in “Politricks” are.

The Progressive Liberal Party (PLP) fails for one reason, it is their nature.

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