The PLP — masters of the political moonwalk. One step forward, two steps back, and a quick spin to pretend they never said what they just said… even when it’s on tape.

So now we have Deputy Leader of the New Day PLP, Chester Cooper, scrambling to explain away Darron Pickstock’s very clear, very honest, very oops-I-said-the-truth moment — where he admitted that Golden Isles has been neglected. Cooper says, “Oh, he’s new to politics, just trying to build his brand.”

Translation: He accidentally told the truth before getting the memo.

And honestly, if you’re looking to “establish your brand,” there’s no better way than trashing the record of your own party and then pretending you “misspoke.” It’s practically the PLP initiation ritual at this point — tell the truth, regret it, then hold a press conference to say you were “misunderstood.”

Let’s recap what Mr. Pickstock originally said — that people in Golden Isles “are not asking for the world,” just “someone who listens, shows up, and gets things done.” Seems fair, right? But apparently, that’s a revolutionary concept for the PLP.

Then came the clean-up crew. Suddenly, Pickstock wasn’t “blaming” anyone; he was just talking about “responsibility.” Because nothing says “responsibility” like pretending the past four years of neglect never happened.

Sorry, Darron, but that political spin cycle isn’t fooling anyone. You can wash, rinse, and repeat your statement all you like, but that stench of truth isn’t coming out. You said it because it’s true — Golden Isles has been ignored by the New Day PLP government, and everyone knows it.

Now the PLP wants the people of Golden Isles to hand them the keys again — the same folks who’ve left the lights unfixed, the roads unpaved, and the parks unsafe for kids. That’s not “a New Day,” that’s Groundhog Day.

Golden Isles doesn’t need another empty promise wrapped in a press release. They need representation that actually shows up — and that person is Brian Brown. He’s been there, he’s listened, and he knows the needs of the community because he’s part of it.

The PLP says “trust us this time.” But remember — fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, I must be voting PLP again.

So, residents of Golden Isles, don’t get played by the same old script. Don’t let the spin doctor’s gaslight you into believing neglect is progress. Vote for Brian Brown and the FNM — because the only thing the PLP seems to fix reliably these days… is their own mistakes.

The people of Golden Isles deserve better; they deserve Brain Brown.

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