“Today in ‘Hey, What the Hell Is That Supposed to Mean?’ — something that I just made up — we turn our eyes to the beautiful Bahamas., a paradise known for its crystal-clear waters, junkanoo rhythms, and now… spontaneous combustion.”

 ‘Bahamas Burning: The Hot New Trend’ Here’s the story: according to a May 2025 article in The Nassau Guardian, Press Secretary Keishla Adderley — who I’m sure is a lovely person trying her best in an impossible job — made a bold statement on behalf of the Office of the Prime Minister during a weekly press briefing. Her message was one of comfort. You know, in the “Sorry your house is gone, but we’re working on it!” kind of way. The headline read: “Govt working to acquire more firefighting resources, OPM says.” Which, I mean, working to acquire is the kind of phrase that lives in the same family as currently under review, looking into it, and soon come.

Then we get this quote from the press secretary: “Efforts to acquire additional fire equipment began long before those fires.” Ah yes, a classic. The preemptive emergency plan that coincidentally has no timeline, no results, and no physical evidence of existence. Like the Chickcharney, but with more procurement paperwork.

She then added: “From my understanding, there are at least 20 major pieces of equipment that are being sourced to cover New Providence and the Family Islands.” Now, I am just a humble occasional newsman with an occasional news desk — but let me ask the obvious question here: What does “being sourced” mean? Because last I checked, “being sourced” is code for “we Googled a few vendors and someone sent us a brochure.” And if the acquisition already began “long before those fires” — a noble claim — then why are the fire trucks still in theory and not, you know, on actual roads putting out actual fires?

So, let’s do a quick breakdown: The OPM claims acquisition started “long before” the fires. Fact check: [UNCONFIRMED] — No date provided, no records made public, no evidence offered.

 They are “sourcing 20 major pieces of equipment.” Fact check: [TRUE-ISH] — they are looking for them, not buying them. This is like saying you’re planning your wedding while still waiting for a reply from your Tinder date.

The public is being told the government is on it — but the only thing we know for sure is that… they’re on something. Now look, I’m sure there’s a very simple explanation here. Maybe the trucks are coming in on the same invisible boat as the affordable housing, the Bahamas Power & Light stability plan, and the long-lost National Development Plan. But here’s a humble question from the smoke-filled rooftops of New Providence, Abaco, and Grand Bahama: When exactly did this acquisition start, and what phase of “sourcing” are we in? Because until then, all we’re really doing is setting expectations ablaze… without a hose in sight.”

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As the Free National Movement (FNM) and the Bahamian public call—once again—for accountability and transparency, the Progressive Liberal Party’s (PLP) so-called “New Day” government has responded not with facts, not with clarity, but with a now-familiar brand of political gas-lighting. According to the Office of the Prime Minister (OPM), those daring to ask for the transparency the PLP promised are now being labeled as—“unpatriotic.”

You heard that right. Wanting to know what’s in a billion-dollar energy deal that affects every Bahamian household is, in the eyes of this government, unpatriotic. We’ve seen this political theatre before, haven’t we?

Let’s rewind to 2016—“PM: No secrecy over Baha Mar,” they claimed. Perry Christie, then Prime Minister, infamously declared that there was “nothing secret” about the Baha Mar deal, even as he simultaneously insisted he couldn’t disclose anything about it due to so-called “legal sensitivities.” Lawyers, he said, had advised him to keep Bahamians in the dark. At the same press conference, Christie lashed out at critics, questioning their fitness for public service simply because they asked questions about a multi-billion-dollar deal funded by foreign banks and impacting Bahamian jobs and tourism.

Sound familiar?

Fast-forward to 2025. Today, it’s Bahamas Power and Light (BPL). And once again, the PLP government—now led by Prime Minister Philip “Brave” Davis—is dodging transparency like it’s an infectious disease. The FNM, led by Michael Pintard, has called for the immediate release of the BPL contracts. The government’s response? Recycle the same tired excuse: “We can’t disclose the deals—it might affect negotiations.” How very convenient.

This time, it’s U.S.-based Pike Corporation handling a major chunk of the work, and the deals are supposedly not finalized. Yet the company is already on the ground, working. So if the contracts are so fragile they’d crumble under the weight of public scrutiny, how were they strong enough to sign off on, let alone implement?

Let’s be clear; The PLP government isn’t shielding these details for strategic purposes—they’re shielding them because transparency exposes power, and this administration would rather condescend than come clean.

In a laughable attempt at deflection, the OPM issued a statement claiming the FNM is only asking questions because they “aren’t afraid the reforms won’t work; they’re afraid they will.” That line is so rich in deflection it should be taxed. The Bahamian people are not afraid of success. They are afraid of secrecy, sweetheart deals, and unchecked political maneuvering dressed up as national progress.

They are afraid of déjà vu—of Baha Mar 2.0. A billion dollars for BPL, with undisclosed terms, foreign partners, and a governing party acting like public scrutiny is an act of treason.

This isn’t governance. It’s a Broadway revival of a bad play—and yes, we’ve seen this act before.

So no, Mr. Prime Minister. The demand for transparency is not “unpatriotic.” It is the essence of patriotism. It is what responsible citizens do in a democratic society. What’s unpatriotic is trying to silence dissent by equating questions with sabotage.

Transparency isn’t just a promise—it’s a duty. And if this New Day government can’t or won’t deliver it, then perhaps it’s time we dim the lights on this show entirely.

The Progressive Liberal Party fails for one reason, it is their nature.

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 God is not pleased but he is defiantly watching this circus with a bag of popcorn.

The Progressive Liberal Party — or should I say, the New Day, Same Old Nonsense PLP — has decided that the best way to distinguish themselves from the Free National Movement is to become… the Free National Movement. You know, the party they so lovingly dubbed the “Foreign National Movement”? Yeah, well, plot twist: they’ve now cast themselves in the reboot.

“Nurses protest at ‘foreign bias’” – The Tribune
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, while Bahamian nurses contracts are apparently still collecting dust on Ministry shelves marked “Pending Since 2023,” the government has decided to throw a welcome party for healthcare workers from Ghana — complete with housing, uniforms, and salary advances! Because nothing says “support local” quite like flying in the competition and giving them a starter pack.

Cue Bahamas Nurses Union President Muriel Lightbourne, who is understandably livid, standing outside the orientation like a parent locked out of their kid’s school recital. “God is not pleased with that,” she says — and you know it’s serious when God gets dragged into it. Honestly, if the Almighty had a comment card, it would probably read: “Stop embarrassing Me.”

Now, before you think this is just some angry overreaction, let’s review:

• Bahamian nurses have been waiting since 2023 for appointments.
• Some have been working for stipends — which, in case you didn’t know, is a fancy word for “barely enough to afford the basic essentials.”
• And now, they get to watch as their foreign counterparts are welcomed like medical super stars at a Ministry-sponsored red carpet.

And what does our Minister of Health and Wellness, the ever-serene Dr. Michael Darville, have to say for himself?

“We have massive recruitment of our healthcare professionals from developed countries… so I’m around the world trying to find healthcare professionals who are willing to come to The Bahamas.”

Translation: “We’re losing our nurses to places that treat them better, so instead of fixing the problem here, we’re outsourcing.”

Darville then drops the classic bureaucratic dodge: blame it on the vetting process. Apparently, the Royal Bahamas Police Force and the Public Service Commission are moving slower than a Ministry meeting scheduled at lunchtime.

Now, no one is saying we don’t need help — global shortage, brain drain, ect, ect, etc… But if the solution is to “wine and dine” foreigners while local nurses are out here boiling ramen noodles and begging for a uniform, then definitely, we have hypocrisy.

Tell me this — do Bahamian nurses not possess the same training? Do they not bleed, bandage, and burn out like everyone else in healthcare? Are they not worthy of a mattress and a paycheck?

This isn’t just bad optics — this is a full-blown political Magic Eye painting. You squint, tilt your head, and no matter how long you stare… the only thing that comes into focus is betrayal.

You would expect this from the FNM, but the PLP? The people’s party? Apparently, the people in question now come with a visa stamp and a job offer.

The Progressive Liberal Party fails for one reason, it is their nature.

New Day? Same Old Bull.

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Oh, how convenient—when cornered with an inconvenient truth, the backpedaling begins.

Let’s be painfully clear here:

Yes, the voice note is real.
Yes, the words came out of Adrian White’s mouth: “Sensible people vote FNM.”

Now, let’s walk through this slowly, for those struggling with basic comprehension or hoping to gaslight the public into self-doubt.

When you say, “Sensible people vote FNM,” you are making a direct logical implication: those who do not vote FNM are, by contrast, not sensible. And what’s the opposite of “sensible”? Oh right—foolish, irrational, and maybe even… stupid?

So no, this isn’t some tortured leap of logic, and it certainly isn’t “over-reaching in hopes of spreading political propaganda.” It’s called basic inference. Something high school students are taught before they even sit their BGCSEs.

But let’s go deeper, since we’re here. Imagine if a PLP Member of Parliament and/or Chairman had suggested, “Only right-thinking people support the PLP.” Would the same defenders on this thread be twisting themselves into knots to say that’s not a dig at FNM voters? Please. Spare us the sanctimony.

This is a classic case of “I didn’t say the exact bad word, so I must be innocent.” No, sir. We’re not buying it. If you walk like you’re insulting people, talk like you’re insulting people, and your tone drips with condescension—then yes, you’re insulting people.

So, to those trying to dress this up as a harmless “opinion” or an “innocent observation,” stop insulting the public’s intelligence. Gas lighting doesn’t work when the receipts are public. And Mr. White? If you meant something else, you might want to find better words next time—or maybe just… say what you mean without the arrogance.

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We, in The Bahamas, have found ourselves in a most curious position: miraculously untouched by the shipping fees and trade tariffs unleashed President Donald J. Trump. While much of the globe clutched its pearls over aluminum, steel, and everything in between, we strolled by, duty-free and drama-free.

Let us not mistake this for luck. In Trumpian politics, there is no such thing as a free exemption. It begs the question: who kissed the ring – or some other less regal region – to earn us this economic mercy?

Trump’s economic policies have been more like economic tantrums; like a bull in a China shop – often literally. His America First doctrine translated into America Gets Paid and the Rest Get Played. Between 2018 and 2020, tariffs rained down on traditional allies and adversaries alike. Europe? Taxed. China? Slammed. Mexico and Canada? Threatened until they blinked.

He invoked Section 232 of the Trade Expansion Act, claiming national security to justify tariffs on steel and aluminum. Then came the grand idea of slapping 10% across the board on all imports and a jaw-dropping 60% on Chinese goods during his 2024 campaign trail.

Here in The Bahamas, we have a simple strategy: don’t make much, don’t get taxed. We export modestly – seafood, salt, rum – and import nearly everything. Our trade relationship with the U.S. leans heavily one way, which might explain why we didn’t trigger the ire of the tariff gods.

Besides, we are the United States’ favorite tropical partner: sun, sand, and strategic cooperation. We let the U.S. use our waters for drug interdiction and migration patrols, and we’ve done a bang-up job pretending to enjoy financial regulation crackdowns from FATF and OECD under U.S. encouragement. They like us! They really like us!

But let’s not get too flattered. Trump does not do charity. So again, we ask: what’s in it for him?

Did our government quietly lobby their way into exemption? Are there cables, memos, or golf games we are unaware of? Did someone charm a trade official, or worse, appeal to Trump’s ego with promises of beachfront naming rights or kiss his ***?

We hope no official had to practice the ancient art of Strategic Bootlicking, but if they did, let us build them a statue at Rawson Square – bronze, bent over slightly.

If we were to look at it honestly, what does POTUS Trump get? ,a stable offshore banking partner.?

A tourism haven for his voter base (wealthy Americans with questionable sun protection habits).

A country that doesn’t complain too loudly?

Could our exemption simply be a gift to Florida’s expat backyard? Was it a convenient non-fight in an otherwise chaotic global tantrum?

So, yes, we should be grateful. But cautiously so. We are economically exposed. If tariffs ever do come, we’d be the ones with the $12 peanut butter and $80 plywood sheets.

Let this be a wake-up call: for us to diversify our trade partnerships; deepen ties within CARICOM. and build capacity at home.

Because next time, we might not be so “lucky”.

Finally, so yes, Mr. Trump, thank you for sparing us. But if it was not for diplomacy or shared values, then we can’t help but ask:

What did we give you?

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There’s an old naval saying: “Loose lips sink ships.” And today, those words may be more than a caution—they may be a mirror reflecting the uneasy waters Prime Minister Philip “Brave” Davis finds himself navigating.

This week, in a striking pivot, Prime Minister Davis responded to questions surrounding the high-profile indictment of Bahamian law enforcement officers in a U.S.-led cocaine trafficking probe. His claim? That the officers may have been entrapped.

“It appears officers were entrapped.”
— The Nassau Guardian, April 14, 2025

Prime Minister Davis told reporters that the operation “on the face of it appears to be an entrapment of officers,” a tone that stands in stark contrast to his fiery rhetoric from just five months ago. Then, Davis promised swift justice and sweeping reform in response to what he called a betrayal of public trust.

Let’s go back.

In November 2024, the U.S. Department of Justice unsealed a federal indictment implicating 13 individuals—11 Bahamians and 2 Colombians—in a transnational drug trafficking conspiracy. Among those indicted were:

• Chief Superintendent Elvis Curtis, former head of the Airport Division;
• Sergeant Prince Albert Symonette, Royal Bahamas Police Force (RBPF), now discharged;
• Chief Petty Officer Darrin Roker, Royal Bahamas Defence Force (RBDF), also discharged.

According to the indictment, Curtis allegedly told an undercover trafficker that a high-ranking Bahamian politician could authorize law enforcement support for cocaine shipments—for the price of $2 million. No politician was named.

Following this explosive claim, the Davis administration sent a diplomatic note to U.S. officials requesting further information, including the identity of the unnamed politician. As of yesterday, the Prime Minister confirmed the U.S. has not responded.

“Not a word,” Davis told the press.

And now, the Prime Minister raises the possibility of entrapment—a serious legal defense in which government agents induce someone to commit a crime they would not have committed otherwise.

This raises several crucial questions:

• Were Bahamian officers induced or tricked into participating in drug trafficking?
• If so, why did they allegedly ask for $2 million in exchange for political and police protection?
• Who is the unnamed Bahamian politician? What did they know—and when?
• Why has the Attorney General remained silent on this matter?
• And perhaps most concerning—why has the Prime Minister changed his tone so dramatically?

In November, Davis was resolute:

“We cannot wait—and we will not wait—for the outcomes of court proceedings in the United States… We will have change, we will have reform, and we will have action.”

He promised that “the tree will be shaken until every bad apple falls.” That tree seems quieter now.

Which leads us to a chilling possibility: Does the Prime Minister know more than he’s letting on? Or is he signaling that?

Either way, the narrative is shifting. The Bahamian public, like their Prime Minister, have been left without answers—diplomatic note unanswered, allegations unclarified, accountability uncertain.

In this vacuum, trust erodes. If the nation’s top law enforcement officers are accused of enabling narcotics trafficking, and political protection is offered like currency, the public deserves more than ambiguity. They deserve transparency.

Prime Minister Davis, frustrated by diplomatic silence, now finds himself in the same position the Bahamian public has long endured—waiting for answers from his administration.

And that brings us to the Progressive Liberal Party’s ongoing problem. It’s not just about scandal. It’s about silence. A silence that, like loose lips, can sink institutions.

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In February of this year there was a situation in Exuma wherein a company known as Bahamas Morring Company had secured a 21-year seabed lease to install forty-nine (49) separate anchorage/moorage sites spread throughout the Exuma Cays. 

The lease was approved by the Minister responsible for Crown Land but after documents were made public by the media and after some public pushback Prime Minister Davis came to the rescue and ordered a “cease and desist” order, the only puzzlement is that the very same minister that actually signed off on the deal was the same minister that had approved it initially but we will not get into these details.

Cease order on Exuma moorings – The Tribune, February 24, 2025

Excerpt from this article; “An Exuma-wide boat mooring/anchorage deal branded as “insane” by Bahamian marina chiefs has been halted by local government authorities due to the purported absence of key approvals.

Bahamas Moorings Company, which according to documents obtained by Tribune Business has secured a 21-year seabed lease for 49 separate anchorage/moorage sites spread throughout the Exuma Cays, was on Friday ordered to “cease and desist” what the island’s administrator described as an “unauthorised mooring installation”.

The move came after the lease, seemingly signed by the Prime Minister in his capacity as minister responsible for Crown Land on January 25, 2025, sparked consternation, bewilderment and anger among boaters/yachters, impacted Family Island communities and others who all said they were blindsided by revelations of this deal.

Besides raising questions over the Davis administration’s apparent lack of transparency and failure to consult Out Island communities, other observers also challenged why a deal of this nature was not put out to competitive bidding via a request for proposal (RFP). And they queried why the Government had not adopted a different public-private partnership (PPP) model by retaining the seabed and hiring a private operator.”

Today, Prime Minister Davis has had to come to our rescue yet again, as it would appear that his office has paused a contract for $183m dollars for road paving, the only problem being that the contract did not seem to go through the proper procedures, much like the Exuma moorings deal and both times it would appear that even after passing through the Office of The Prime Minister (OPM), Prime Minister Davis had to come to our rescue again.

“Road contract was an error” – The Nassau Guardian

Except from this article, “A controversial $183 million no-bid contract awarded to an affiliate of Bahamas Striping Group of Companies has been “paused” and was included on a recently published public procurement list due to an “administrative error”, the Office of the Prime Minister (OPM) said yesterday.

OPM said Prime Minister Philip Brave Davis halted the contract award before the procurement list was released, adding that the matter is under review.

On March 31, the Davis administration published a public procurement list of government contracts awarded in December 2024 and January 2025 that revealed that Abaco Caribbean” Holdings Limited (ACH) received a $183 million contract on December 18, 2024, for West Grand Bahama roadworks through a direct award.

This revelation elicited criticism from some quarters. Free National Movement (FNM) Chairman Dr. Duane Sands said last week the contract should be cancelled and the process opened up to competitive bidding.

Matt Aubry, executive director of the Organization for Responsible Governance (ORG), said competitive bidding should be the standard with government contracts.

The Davis administration was quiet on the controversy until OPM’s statement yesterday.

“The Office of the Prime Minister has completed a review of the decision-making process, and the timelines related to the publication of a list of contracts concluded with various vendors in accordance with the Public Procurement Act,” OPM said.

The statement did not mention the specifics of the contract nor the name of the company it was initially awarded to—referring only to “public discussion” over “a particular allocation” on the published list.

“Contrary to the opposition’s claims of improper motive, the prime minister is satisfied that no improper intent or malfeasance occurred,” OPM continued.

“An administrative error resulted in the inclusion of a contract and a specific allocation that had, in fact, been paused by the prime minister prior to the publication of the list.”

While “the prime minister is satisfied that no improper intent or malfeasance occurred”, the questions still remain; why has this happened twice already and what was the “administrative error that caused this?

The prime minister wishes to have the country believe that he had caught this and had paused this before it was published but after the Exuma incident it would appear that the “administrative error” here is that someone picked up on it has actually queried it; this is my opinion.

So, it would appear the New Day Progressive Liberal Party (PLP) government is the very definition of the word insanity; wherein they keep attempting to do the same maleficence over and over and expecting a different result.

Maybe they are hoping that the people are too blinded by their sheer incompetence to even notice.

The Progressive Liberal Party (PLP) fails for one reason, it is their nature.

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First, it was the Exuma Moorings Scandal—49 mooring sites quietly approved for a 21-year lease by the Davis administration, signed by the Prime Minister himself. Only after public outrage did he swoop in with a “cease and desist,” as if he hadn’t just approved it weeks earlier.

Now? A $183 million no-bid road paving contract handed to a company linked to Bahamas Striping—again, quietly. Again, no competitive bidding. Again, outrage. And again, the PM steps in to “pause” the deal, claiming—wait for it—an administrative error.

Same playbook, different day.This isn’t transparency. This is a government hoping no one notices until it’s too late—then pretending to be the hero when caught.

Two scandals. Same minister. Same excuses. Same insult to public trust.

The PLP doesn’t stumble into these things—they are these things.

The Progressive Liberal Party (PLP) fails for one reason, it is their nature.

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Either there’s something inherently defective about Fred Mitchell, Chairman of the “New Day” Progressive Liberal Party (PLP), or he thinks the rest of us—rational, thinking Bahamians—were dropped on our heads as infants.

Today, Mitchell, in his usual pompous grandeur, attempts to preempt the opposition’s vote with a dazzling display of political hot air, baseless speculation, and good old-fashioned gibberish. The matter at hand? A straightforward debate on extending the retirement age of Defense Force officers. Simple, right? Well, not if you’re Fred Mitchell.

His “brilliant” argument hinges on the opposition’s stance against the PLP’s unexplained and arbitrary decision to rehire 213 retired police officers—without, might I add, so much as a valid explanation. According to Mitchell, the opposition’s reasonable demand for transparency is somehow an attack on the Royal Bahamas Police Force. Because in the fantasy land Mitchell inhabits, asking logical questions means waging war on institutions.

But wait, there’s more! Mitchell now expects right-thinking Bahamians to believe that Michael Pintard shedding light on the eviction of police officers in Grand Bahama is some sort of cheap political stunt to curry favor with the force. A ridiculous take, even by his standards.

And then, in a truly jaw-dropping display of wisdom, Mitchell suggests that if there was an issue, the Leader of the Opposition should have simply whispered his concerns in private and politely asked the government for help. Right. Because that approach has worked so well for University of The Bahamas students, who are still waiting for a lifeline from this “New Day” government.

Mitchell’s arguments aren’t just weak—they’re a tragic spectacle. He defends this trainwreck of an administration with the enthusiasm of a man who knows he has no real case but insists on arguing anyway. And in his valiant effort to defend the indefensible, he only manages to make less and less sense with every breath.

If these voice notes truly reflect the stance of the PLP as a party and a government, then we can only hope the Lord continues to be our strength—because with leadership like this, divine intervention is our only hope.

The Bahamas deserves better.

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The biblical parable from Matthew 7:24-27 teaches us that a house built on sand will inevitably succumb to the elements, a clear lesson in the futility of poor foundational choices. This wisdom seems utterly lost on the New Day Progressive Liberal Party (PLP), whose electoral strategy and governance seem as flimsy as a shack teetering on a beachfront.

“PM: FNM is unchanged” – The Nassau Guardian

According to a recent piece in The Nassau Guardian, Prime Minister Philip Brave Davis seems to believe that regurgitating old criticisms of the Free National Movement (FNM) under the Minnis administration constitutes a political strategy. In his melodramatic monologue wrapping up the mid-year budget debate, Davis painted his administration as the saviours of an economy “in crisis,” thanks to the alleged missteps of the FNM.

Davis theatrically lamented the “reckless policies” and “lack of foresight” of the previous government, blaming them for every woe from economic instability to the common cold. Yet, he conveniently glossed over the fact that under the FNM, prior to Dorian and the pandemic, Moody’s had upgraded The Bahamas’ fiscal outlook from negative to stable in 2019—a sign of economic stabilization blatantly ignored by Davis.

Now, let’s dissect the continued narrative of Davis and his finance minister, both beating the same tired drum with a zeal that could only be matched by their most ardent, and perhaps delusional, supporters. They propagate the myth that they turned around an economy in peril, yet shy away from detailing any substantive economic policies that contributed to this supposed revival.

It’s almost comical, if not so tragically misleading, that the PLP accuses the FNM of having “no vision, no strategy, no plan,” when in reality, this seems like a desperate attempt to project their own shortcomings onto their predecessors. This government’s track record so far is as robust as a house of cards in a hurricane—destined to collapse under the weight of its own hollow promises.

In conclusion, the finance minister’s remarks during the Mid-year Budget debate were nothing short of a farce. To regard them as anything more than political theater would be a disservice to the intelligence of the Bahamian people. The New Day PLP, it seems, has not ushered in any new dawn but is merely a continuation of the old dusk. It’s time The Bahamas received the governance it truly deserves, not just more of the same old rhetoric wrapped in new packaging.

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